#flower #BLKMRKT #cherrypunch

Tested at just under 25% THC means Cherry Punch lives up to its name by delivering effects equivalent to a punch in the face. And, that's about it.

The buds are incredibly dry and very dense. Little aroma overall. There is definitely nothing in the terpene profile reminiscent of cherries, but not completely odourless either. Let's call it a subtly sweet tea scent and move on.

One thing that really stood out was the clear pockmarks from where seeds had been. On further inspection, I managed to find a few seeds still embedded in the closely shaved flowers.

It burns pretty decently, but the flavour is pretty abysmal. It burns the back of the throat on the inhale and leaves a hot spot back there which makes the next puff less enjoyable.

My workaround was to pop it in the bong and put it through some water which definitely improved the experience... and made me go cross-eyed.

Overall: 🌲🌲🌲🌱/5

#flower #BLKMRKT #weddingcrasher

Wedding Crasher is the second BLKMRKT product I've tried, the first being Cherry Punch.

Even though I've actually given it a lower tree count, I like Wedding Crasher more based on aroma alone.

The buds were just as dry as the Cherry Punch, but thankfully the aroma of Wedding Crasher was more pronounced.

These flowers offer a really unique fruity scent that smells like peaches.

I'm not entirely sure I've ever sampled another product with such a distinct peach scent quite like wedding Crasher.

Unfortunately, the aroma didn't translate into much flavour, which could only be described as “pretty harsh on the throat”. I'd describe it as metallic fruit...

Despite the metal, my grinder smelled like peaches for quite a while after I had ground the Wedding Crasher which was pleasant and because it's super dry it leaves a nice crusting of kief to scrape out later.

So, that's about the last good thing I can say about this BLKMRKT product because I found seeds and holes where seed used to be spread throughout these flowers, which is rather disappointing considering this is marketed as an “ultra-premium” product.

“Ultra-Premium” products simply cannot contain seeds, ever— there is no truer truth than this. I noticed one bud had a still seed sticking out of it. Yikes.

I can only assume they were hoping nobody was going to notice their buds look like volcanic rocks...

Overall, I thought the flower and the effects were okay, but the dryness and seeds really throw me off. BLKMRKT is heading in the right direction, but have quite a ways to go if it wants to establish itself as an ultra-premium brand.

Overall: 🌲🌲🌲 out of five.